The Wee Book O' Sayings

Scotland is a land of breathtaking scenery, legendary humour, and, let’s be honest, world-class moaning. From the price of a bridie to the state of the roads, there’s always something worth having a wee greet about. But alongside the grumbles comes the pure stoatin’ joy of being Scottish—the banter, the daftness, and the unshakable knack for getting shite done.

Inside these pages, you’ll find:
🗣 The Great Scottish Moan – A guide to the sacred art of a right good grumble, from queue rage to the weather that never bloody improves.
👵 Granny’s Wit & Wisdom – Razor-sharp one-liners from Scotland’s most brutal yet beloved matriarchs.
💩 Cludgie Chronicles – Tales from the bog, because if you’ve never had an unexpected life chat in a public toilet, are you even Scottish?
🤫 Clarty Wee Secrets – The daft, dodgy, and downright embarrassing confessions we’ll only admit in this book.
💪 Getting Shite Done – How Scots power through life with sheer graft, stubborn determination, and a well-timed “Och, it’ll be fine.”

A perfect gift for anyone who’s ever sighed, “Ach, for god’s sake!” at the telly, been roasted alive by a granny in a queue, or survived a sideways rainstorm with nothing but a broken brolly and a bad attitude.

If you love Scotland, banter, and that magic mix of moaning and making the most of it—these books are for you!